This One's for Cary

I don't know why Cary wanted to see the love child of Mr. T and Jared of Subway fame...but as Cary himself says, "Whatever tickles your chicken."

I bet the kid's first words will be, "Put double meat on that sammich, Fool!"

What do you think about my little new baby Glarg?
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Having My Baby

Okay...so I saw a link over at List of the Day and had to immediately check it out.  It's called MakeMeBabies.  You can upload your picture and pair it with anyone you have a picture of.  The website provides pictures of celebrities if that's the route you want to go.  Please know that I have ABSOLUTELY NO DESIRE to have a baby, but couldn't resist the thought of me and Keith Urban doing the Horizontal Mambo.

HA! HA!  Take that Nicole....


What do you think about my little new baby Friday Carnation?
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I don't think this looks like either of my kids (definitely not Lily), but here's what happened when I used the actual father of my children:

What do you think about my little new baby Robin or Lily?
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Here's an unholy coupling; me and John in our Halloween costumes. Now, why did they give us a little genie baby in a turban?  Look closely, though.  Notice the kid has a wonky front tooth.

What do you think about my little new baby Shania Dolly?
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